The mission continues… with issue 2
Every month I drop a new issue, packed with bureaucracy, dismemberments — and a full-page spread that demands your attention.
Since you’re part of the inner circle, you’ll get each new mini zine for free. Here’s Issue #2 — and below that, a stash of gear from the archives.
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Watch the video on how to print and fold your latest issue!
Printing your own copy? This quick video shows how to fold and cut the downloaded print version of the mini zine into an 8-page booklet — one cut, a few folds, and it’s ready to read. (If you’re viewing the screen version, you can skip this part — that one’s already laid out page by page.)
Thanks for joining the mission
I make a new issue every month, packed with absurd ninja logic, conspiracies, and blueprints.
Because you signed up you will receive the next free mini zine each month.
Here's Issue #1 — and below that, some gear from the archives.
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The Ninjer Collection
Welcome to the official gear locker of the world’s most mysterious secret society.
Each item is inspired by the lore, logic, and lunacy of the Ninjerzine — from stickers to blueprint. Whether you’re a field agent, zine collector, or just like your merch with a side of conspiracy, you’ll find something here worth smuggling out in your scroll pouch.
Graceful, focused, and always just out of sight, the Purple Ninjer strikes from the shadows with unerring aim. Bow drawn, eyes locked, this vinyl sticker captures the stillness before the shot. Durable and bubble-free, it's perfect for laptops, water bottles, or anywhere stealth and style go hand in hand.
• Sleek design with a hand-drawn archer's edge
• Weather-resistant and easy to apply (even in the dark)
• High-opacity vinyl with no bubbles, no glare—just flair
• A quiet flex for fans of the sharp and subtle
Stick with precision. Make your mark.
The Red Ninjer doesn’t need to shout—his colors do it for him. Fierce, focused, and always a little unpredictable, this vibrant vinyl sticker brings serious heat to your collection. Made from high-opacity, durable material, it’s perfect for everything from sketchbooks to gear cases to enemy targets (just kidding... mostly).
• Bold red lines and stealthy vibes
• Durable, weather-resistant, and bubble-free
I• deal for layering—because one Ninjer is never enough
• Easy peel-and-stick application (no jutsu required)
A must-have for any true Ninjer fan—or anyone who prefers their silence served with a side of fire.
Still as water. Sharp as steel. The Blue Ninjer is caught in that fleeting moment before action—blade sliding from its sheath, silence about to break. This sticker captures the poise and purpose of a warrior who knows when to strike.
• Hand-drawn design with cool, kinetic energy
• Durable vinyl built for laptops, sketchbooks, water bottles & more
• High-opacity, bubble-free application
• Weatherproof, like any good warrior should be
Stick with calm. Carry a sword.
Add a little mystery (and a lot of yellow) to your gear with this bold sticker featuring the original Yellow Ninjer. Printed on high-opacity vinyl, it's built to last through all your covert missions—whether you're decorating a sketchbook, water bottle, or secret lair.
• Vibrant color, bold lines — just like the Ninjer code demands
• Durable, bubble-free, and stealth-approved
• Great for layering over other stickers (Ninjer dominance is encouraged)
• Easy to apply—just clean the surface, stick it, and vanish
Whether you're a fan of the zine, a sticker collector, or just starting your own ninja clan, this is a great first recruit.